10 ways to know you’re the laziest
Another day, another reason to not do anything. You know you’re lazy when you can’t…
1. Pick an outfit for work the night before. All in favor of a pajama policy at work, yawn.
2. Go downstairs to get the delivery. We’ll buzz you up?
3. Click “next episode” on Netflix. Worth every 10 second countdown.
4. Clean out phone contacts. You never know when you’ll need something from the girl you met at a networking event three years ago.
5. Delete Instagram outtakes. 50 photos, 1 gram. But memories will live on forever in your camera roll.
6. Wait in line for coffee. Looking for TSA pre-check, but for frequent caffeine drinkers. Anyone?
7. Respond to group texts. No one will notice if you don’t say anything.
8. Go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Your bladder can wait until the morning.
9. Update your iOS. The version from 2011 still works.
10. Get groceries. Who needs ingredients when there’s takeout?