Real World Recap: Bedisode 6, A Royal Nightmare
By Alyse Borkan | Jan 23, 2015
Seven attention seeking, trash talking, tequila shot taking twenty-somethings take on Chicago on the 30th season of The Real World. That much you know. But most viewers don’t realize that Casper is the real star the show. This season, the cast will be passing out, waking up, and making out on Caspers. And each week, we’ll bring you the recap you can’t find anywhere else on the Internet: everything that happens . . . in bed.
Tony was canoodling in bed with his Real World girlfriend when the next skeleton shows up — his crazy ex-girlfriend. Time to jump out of bed, Tony. You don’t want to get caught under the covers.
His ex is staying at a hotel — what a relief for the Real World cast. We think she’s missing out since there aren’t any Caspers at the hotel. Good luck getting a good night’s sleep, whoever you are.
Tony’s Real World girlfriend, Madison, is laying in bed blurting out how awkward the whole situation is. “Doesn’t she know we hooked up?”
Madison’s best friend makes an analogy about cereal (only our favorite food group) to prove Tony still isn’t over his ex-girlfriend. “I ate a bowl of cereal before I got here. It doesn’t mean I hate cereal just because I’m not having it here.” Girl, don’t even joke about hating cereal.
Tony and his ex-girlfriend have a heart-to-heart in bed. Tony decides he’s going to pick her over his Real World girlfriend. Guess the Real World isn’t actually the real world.
After a night at the club, Madison plops down on bed. Did you see that bounce? She proceeds to cry herself to sleep.
Later, Tony’s ex waits in bed under the covers crying while everyone screams at her. She seems like a total nightmare. One of the Real World girls throws all her stuff down the stairs. Apparently, that’s the go-to way to kick someone out of the house. Unfortunately, there was no mattress this time since she decided to stay in a hotel — our loss.
Things start to really take a turn for the worst when Tony’s ex-ex-girlfriend shows up. Yup, you read that right — the ex-girlfriend before his last ex-girlfriend.
Somehow, Tony’s ex-ex-girlfriend and Madison hit it off and team up against his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, did anyone notice she didn’t leave his bed this whole bedisode? We know the Casper is comfortable, but come on.