Find Out What the *Real* Monsters Under Your Bed Are
Did you watch an extra spooky Halloween movie before bed? Your mind is racing and you’re too scared to sleep. Those creaking noises are getting louder… or is that just your imagination?
While big, scary monsters might have been ghosts of bedtime past, the real monsters under your bed are still alive and well:
- That missing sock
- A broken USB cord
- A magazine from 2014
- An empty water bottle
- A Cheez-It cracker that has somehow maintained perfect form
- Used tissues from your flu last fall
- An empty shoe box
- Your favorite white t-shirt
- More dust
Just don’t eat the Cheez-It.