7 REASONS TO BAIL ON YOUR PLANS AND STAY IN BED

By Alyse Borkan  |  Nov 30, 2016
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestEmail this to someone

FOMO? More like Fear of Missing Out on Sleep. Here’s how to bail on your plans and stay in bed this weekend:

1. Pretend you’re already out having the time of your life with an old Instagram post.
It’s so easy, you could do it in your sleep.

2. Tell your friends it’s your ex-uncle’s sister’s cousin’s birthday party.
Ugh, family obligations.

3. Explain that it’s your monthly “me” night.
And you promised all the Netflix characters you’d spend quality time with them.

4. Hide under the covers.
No one will find you.

5. Pretend you’re sick.
Take a picture of the 8-month bottle of cold medicine you have in your cabinet.

6. Say your doctor actually prescribed you 8 hours of sleep.
Doctor’s orders are no joke.

7. Tell them you already have dinner plans.
And then order delivery.

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestEmail this to someone