Real World Recap: Bedisode 3, Three Way

By Alyse Borkan  |  Jan 3, 2015
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Seven attention seeking, trash talking, tequila shot taking twenty-somethings take on Chicago on the 30th season of The Real World. That much you know. But most viewers don’t realize that Casper is the real star the show. This season, the cast will be passing out, waking up, and making out on Caspers. And each week, we’ll bring you the recap you can’t find anywhere else on the Internet: everything that happens . . . in bed.

The girls are nursing their hangovers on the bed swing when Jason casually strolls by completely naked. There’s a lot of screaming and protesting, but since everyone’s too comfortable on the Casper to move, Jason just continues doing his thing.

After an eventful start to the day, the afternoon tones down with some sightseeing — only to pick back up with the drama and canoodling when the beers come out of the fridge at dusk. This night might actually be the drunkest yet. Thankfully everyone passes out in bed before things get too out of hand.

The next morning we catch Tony in bed with his jeans on — someone forgot to put on their pajamas! Madison dances around each bedroom singing “good morning, no sleepyheads allowed.” Nick grunts when Madison starts jumping on his bed. He’s not appreciative of Casper’s bounce right now, but we rest assured he’ll thank us for it soon enough.

Jason and Violetta get in a fight when they start to talk scream about the night before, but Madison shuts Jason up by putting the panda sleep mask over his mouth. Sleep masks: so versatile.

BREAKING NEWS! Unfortunately it wasn’t revealed on a bed, but fine, we’ll recap it anyway. Jason tells us he has a baby on the way. TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW, JASON! Did it happen on a Casper?

Fast forward through more boring daytime activities. Kayaking? Who cares.

Finally, Madison in bed looking distressed while Tony talks to a fling back home on the phone. Madison just wishes he was there pillow talking with her instead.

Another night out. The girls go out separately from the Wolf Pack, only to come home needing to be carried up the stairs to bed. Sylvia even got so drunk she peed on the confessional couch. We’re just relieved it wasn’t on the Casper, phew.

The next morning Jason teases Sylvia about it when she’s on the bed swing. Did she even make it to her own bed after the incident? We’ll never know. She keeps saying she “pissed the bed.” Sylvia, do you even remember? It was the couch, not the Casper!

Sneak peak of bedisode 4: pillows get thrown fiercely down the stairs. Check back to see why — and more importantly, if the bed gets made or if those pillows are gone for good.

 

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