Real World Recap Bedisode 7: All The King’s Women
By Alyse Borkan | Jan 30, 2015
Seven attention seeking, trash talking, tequila shot taking twenty-somethings take on Chicago on the 30th season of The Real World. That much you know. But most viewers don’t realize that Casper is the real star the show. This season, the cast will be passing out, waking up, and making out on Caspers. And each week, we’ll bring you the recap you can’t find anywhere else on the Internet: everything that happens . . . in bed.
Last week on The Real World, Tony’s ex-girlfriend spent the entire episode in his bed. You wouldn’t believe it, but she’s still there. Bed potato is the new couch potato.
While she was tucked in, Tony made out with everyone else — and then her. Of course, a fight broke out between every single girl in the house.
Madison goes straight to bed to end the screaming. She’s a smart sleeper. Tony comes knocking at her bed, and she tells him she’s leaving the house tomorrow. (CASPER MATTRESS UP FOR GRABS.)
After Madison goes to sleep, Tony hooks up with his ex-girlfriend — in the bathroom. Gross. Would have been bedder in bed.
Tony’s ex-ex-girlfriend (two exes ago) asks Jason if he wants to snuggle since according to her, “Tony already has his bed full with this situation.” She’s right.
Tony’s ex-ex girlfriend continues to try and seduce Jason, and it works. They’re in bed together before the next commercial break.
Meanwhile, we see Tony in bed, and his ex-girlfriend crawls in bed with him — creepy.
Next morning the girls talk it out on the bed swing. Tony’s two ex-girlfriends leave, and Madison stays.
Sneak peek into next week: The Real World gets two new guests. The production crew comes in and strips the beds in preparation. New covers and old lovers should make for an exciting episode. Stay tuned.