Spoiler alert: they’re all @casper.
Sometimes you take a nap.
Sometimes a nap takes you.— Casper (@Casper) May 11, 2016
Isn’t it weird that in order to fall asleep you have to pretend like you are already asleep?
— Casper (@Casper) February 27, 2016
We’re taking new applications to join the Sunday Night Insomnia Club.
Requirements: can’t sleep + willing to complain all night.
— Casper (@Casper) May 16, 2016
Skip the couch and go straight to bed.
— Casper (@Casper) May 5, 2016
Go out or go to sleep?
Go out or go to sleep?
Go out or go to sleep?
Go out or go to sleep?
Go out or go to sleep?— Casper (@Casper) April 30, 2016
THIS JUST IN: NAPS ARE STILL THE BEST.
— Casper (@Casper) April 23, 2016
Today has been cancelled. Everyone go home.
— Casper (@Casper) April 18, 2016
Sunday protip: don’t get out of bed until you’re hungry.
— Casper (@Casper) April 10, 2016
We can’t get out of bed because we’re watching Netflix.
Send help. Or a snack.
Ok, just a snack.
— Casper (@Casper) April 9, 2016
There’s a time and place for everything.
Except sleep.
Sleep all of the time and anywhere you want.
— Casper (@Casper) April 8, 2016
Famous last words: “I’m just going to rest my eyes for a few minutes.”
— Casper (@Casper) April 2, 2016
On a scale of yawning to accidentally falling asleep at your desk, how tired are you?
— Casper (@Casper) March 31, 2016
Favorite plans: canceled plans.
— Casper (@Casper) March 26, 2016
LIVE TWEETING BEDTIME
Chugs water
Brushes teeth
Puts on pajamas
Turns off lights
Scrolls through social media for hoursTune in next time
— Casper (@Casper) March 24, 2016
tired? go to bed.
bored? go to bed.
hungry? go to bed.
too many emails to read? go to bed.— Casper (@Casper) March 23, 2016
Meetings are hard.
Naps are easy.The choice is yours.
— Casper (@Casper) March 11, 2016
You know what rhymes with Wednesday? Sleep.
— Casper (@Casper) March 9, 2016
