Try These 10 Excuses To Stay In This Weekend

By Katie Szymanski  |  Feb 4, 2017
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Another weekend, another excuse to skip plans and spend the entire time in bed. Just when you thought you used every ridiculous reason in the book…

1. “It’s my cousins’ friend’s dog’s birthday party. It’s not every day that a dog turns 16!”

2. “You can’t wear slippers to the bar…yet.”

3. “My phone won’t charge, it’s the weirdest thing. I should really get this looked at.”

4. “I don’t want my mattress to get mad at me again for leaving.”

5. “Oops… I fell asleep at 7pm and totally missed all 20 of your texts. Next weekend!”

6. “I’ve been feeling sick and my doctor said I need at least 10 hours of sleep.”

7. “Sorry, I already planned to order pizza and do nothing. Maybe another time when I’m less busy.”

8. “I have to feed my fish.”

9. “It’s supposed to snow two feet. Check the weather. For Alaska.”

10. “I have to be awake at noon tomorrow, so I need to go to bed extra early tonight.”

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