Happy Valentine’s Day To Everyone We Sleep With

By Katie Szymanski  |  Feb 14, 2017
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Roses are red
My label is blue
There’s one thing I love
and it’s sleeping with you.

I’m there in the morning
And when you get home
Because turns out your valentine
is constructed of foam.

I’ll make you crumpets
I’ll pick up the crumbs
Which is actually really hard
Because beds don’t have thumbs.

I’ve known since my unboxing
It was love at first sight
You know I’m committed
So I’ll see you tonight.

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